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this means that i get to spend my time watching guys with mustaches have sex with each other and say "yay" or "nay" ("yay!"). i'm getting paid for this! f'real!
so in addition to the obvious perks of being the go-to-man for gay porn, i also get the chance to thumb through dozens of great porn titles. Rectum of Solace. Bone Ultimatum. The Golden Humpass. A Hole's a Hole. Airport Security. Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight.
they're classic. they're gold. each one tells a story.
oh and here's a snippet from a review of 1985's "Hunk": When a baby-faced delivery man accidentally knocks on "hunk's" door (instead of the door that the flowers are meant for) he says to Rex, "But they really should be for you." The delivery person goes over to the correct door...
how cute is that? the
y don't launch into fucking or even making out, they just meet, exchange this cute little "you should get flowers" moment and move on to sex with other people. i don't think those two ever get together!oh and i'll leave you with my personal fave, the cover from 1978's "johnny harden and the champs". i love that sky dawson is willing to live dangerously and condom-free, but he's not willing to ride in a sea-faring vessel without a life jacket. safety first, boys.
quite a job!
ReplyDeletei find it quite helpful to have very specialized skills and knowledge on subjects.
now i know who to talk to about good gay porn if anyone asks.